(via zylphiacrowley)
Season 9 spoiler: Chuck bursts into heaven and marches right up to Metatron going “Listen here you little shit.”
(via madasthehatterforalice)
Underachiever.
Just your average mid-20, college student, underachiever from Arkansas with no time and too much to do. There's no such thing as too much fandom.
(via crossbowsandbowties)
areyousuretonightsadangernight:
The secret sign language of consulting husbands.
Look at how clever I am! Aren’t I clever, John?
You’re sleeping on the bins tonight, you little shit.
…. That’s not what you’re supposed to say, John…
(via hazel-grace-and-gus)
Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD I SWEAR
(via sherlookitdatbootyholmes)
Natural selection produces intelligence.
Intelligence produces technology.
Technology destroys natural selection.
The lack of natural selection destroys intelligence.
still the best Eurovision song
don’t even argue with me
just accept it
they were fucking robbed, still mad about this like 7 or 8 years later
This song is all I’ve ever wanted to be in life.
[x]
Always happy when this comes back around on the dash…
I want to be Neil’s biographer…
1920's Slang Masterpost (will be updated over time)
| Ab-so-lute-ly - affirmative | |
| All Wet - describes an erroneous idea or individual, as in, "he's all wet." | |
| And How - I strongly agree! | |
| Applesauce- an expletive same as horsefeathers, As in "Ah applesauce!" | |
| Attaboy - well done!; also Attagirl! | |
| Baby - sweetheart. Also denotes something of high value or respect. | |
| Balled Up - confused, messed up | |
| Baloney - nonsense! | |
| Bank's Closed - no kissing or making out - i.e. - "Sorry, Mac, the bank's closed." | |
| Bearcat - a hot-blooded or fiery girl | |
| Beat it - scam or get lost | |
| Beat one's gums - idle chatter | |
| Bee's Knees - An extraordinary person, thing, idea; the ultimate | |
| Beef - a complaint or to complain | |
| Beeswax - business, i.e. None of your beeswax." | |
| Being Edisoned- getting asked a lot of boring questions. | |
| Bell bottom - a sailor | |
| Berries - That which is attractive or pleasing; similar to bee's knees, As in "It's the berries." | |
| Bible Belt - Area in the South and Midwest where Fundamentalism flourishes | |
| Big Cheese - The most important or influential person; boss. Same as big shot | |
| Big six - a strong man; from auto advertising, for the new and powerful; six cylinder engines | |
| Bimbo - a tough guy | |
| Bird - general term for a man or woman, sometimes meaning "odd," i.e. "What a funny old bird." | |
| Blind Date - going out with someone you do not know | |
| Bluenose - An excessively puritanical person, a prude, Creator of "the Blue Nozzle Curse." | |
| Bootleg - illegal liquor | |
| Breezer - an convertible car | |
| Bronx Cheer - A loud spluttering noise, used to indicate disapproval. Same as raspberry | |
| Bull - (1) a policeman or law-enforcement officer including FBI (2) nonsense (3) to chat idly, to exaggerate | |
| Bull Session - Male talkfest, gossip, stories of sexual exploits | |
| Bum's rush - ejection by force from an establishment | |
| Bump Off - To murder, To kill | |
| Butt me - I'll take a cigarette | |
| Caper - a criminal act or robbery | |
| Carry a Torch - To have a crush on someone | |
| Cash - a kiss | |
| Cash or check? - Do you kiss now or later? | |
| Cat's Meow - Something splendid or stylish; similar to bee's knees; The best or greatest, wonderful. | |
| Cat's Pajamas - Same as cat's meow | |
| Cellar Smeller- a young man who always turns up where there’s free liquor to be had. | |
| Chassis - the female body | |
| Cheaters - Eyeglasses | |
| Check - kiss me later | |
| Ciggy - cigarette | |
| Clam - a dollar | |
| Copacetic - Wonderful, fine, all right | |
| Corn Shredder- young man who dances on a girl’s feet. | |
| Crush - An infatuation | |
| Daddy - a young woman's boyfriend or lover, especially if he's rich | |
| Dame - a female | |
| Dapper - a Flapper's dad | |
| Darb - An excellent person or thing (as in "the Darb" - a person with money who can be relied on to pay the check) | |
| Dead soldier - an empty bear bottle | |
| Deb - an debutant | |
| Dick - a private investigator | |
| Dogs - feet | |
| Doll - an attractive woman | |
| Dolled up - dressed up | |
| Don't know from nothing - don't have any information | |
| Don't take any wooden nickels - Don't do anything stupid | |
| Double-cross - to cheat, stab in the back | |
| Dough - money | |
| Drugstore Cowboy - a guy that hangs around on a street corner trying to pick up girls | |
| Dry up - shut up, get lost | |
| Ducky - very good | |
| Dumb Dora - a stupid female | |
| Earful - enough | |
| Edge - intoxication, a buzz. i.e. "I've got an edge." | |
| Egg - a person who lives the big life | |
| Fall Guy - Victim of a frame | |
| Finale Hopper- a young man who arrives after everything is paid for. | |
| Fire extinguisher - a chaperone | |
| Fish -(1) a college freshman | |
| (2) a first timer in prison | |
| Flat Tire - A dull witted, insipid, disappointing date. Same as pill, pickle, drag, rag, oilcan | |
| Flivver - a Model T; after 1928, could mean any old broken down car | |
| Flapper - A stylish, brash, hedonistic young woman with short skirts & shorter hair | |
| Fly boy - a glamorous term for an aviator | |
| Frame - To give false evidence , to set up someone | |
| Gams - A woman's legs | |
| Get a wiggle on - get a move on, get going | |
| Giggle Water - An intoxicating beverage; alcohol | |
| Gin Mill - An establishment where hard liquor is sold; bar | |
| Glad rags - "going out on the town" clothes | |
| Gold Digger - A woman who associates with or marries a man for his wealth | |
| Goofy - in love | |
| Hair of the Dog - a shot of alcohol | |
| Handcuff - an engagement ring | |
| Hard Boiled - a tough, strong guy | |
| Hayburner - (1) a gas guzzling car (2) a horse one loses money on | |
| Heebie-Jeebies - The jitters | |
| High-Hat - To snub | |
| Hit on all sixes - to perform 100 per cent; as "hitting on all six cyclinders" | |
| Hooch - Bootleg liquor | |
| Hood - hoodlum | |
| Hoofer - Dancer | |
| Horsefeathers - an expletive ; same usage as applesauce | |
| Hotsy - Totsy - Pleasing | |
| It - Sex appeal | |
| Iron - a motorcycle | |
| Jack - money | |
| Jake - OK, as in , "Everything is Jake." | |
| Jalopy - Old car | |
| Jane - any female | |
| Java - coffee | |
| Jitney - a car employed as a private bus. Fare was usually five cents; also called a "nickel" | |
| Joe - coffee | |
| John - a toilet | |
| Joint - an establishment | |
| Juice Joint - a speakeasy | |
| Joint - A club, usually selling alcohol | |
| Keen - Attractive or appealing | |
| Kisser - Mouth | |
| Left holding the bag - (1) to be cheated out of one's fair share (2) to be blamed for something | |
| Level with me - be honest | |
| Line - Insincere flattery | |
| Live wire - a lively person | |
| Middle Aisle - To marry | |
| Mrs. Grundy - A priggish or extremely tight-laced person | |
| Moll - A gangster's girl | |
| Mustard Plaster- unwelcome guy who sticks around. | |
| Neck - Kissing with passion | |
| Nifty - great, excellent | |
| "Now you're on the trolley!" - Now you've got it, now you're right! | |
| Nobody Home - Describes some one who is dumb | |
| On the lam - fleeing from police | |
| On the level - legitimate, honest | |
| On the up and up - on the level | |
| Orchid - an expensive item | |
| Ossified - a drunk person | |
| Owl - a person who's out late | |
| Palooka (1) a below-average or average boxer (2) a social outsider, from the comic strip character Joe Palooka | |
| Pet - Same as neck, but more so | |
| Piker - (1) a cheapskate (2) a coward | |
| Pill - (1) a teacher (2) an unlikable person | |
| Pinch - To arrest | |
| Pipe down - stop talking | |
| Potato- a young man shy of brains. | |
| Pushover - A person easily convinced or seduced | |
| Putting on the Ritz - after the Ritz hotel in Paris; doing something in high style | |
| Rag-a-muffin - a dirty or disheveled individual | |
| Razz- to make fun of | |
| Real McCoy - The genuine article | |
| Ritzy - Elegant (from the hotel) | |
| Rock of Ages- any woman over 30 years of age. | |
| Rubes - money or dollars | |
| Rug Hopper- young man who never takes a girl out. A parlor hound. | |
| Sap - a fool | |
| Says you - a reaction of disbelief | |
| Scram - Ask someone to leave immediately | |
| Sheba - A woman with sex appeal (from the move Queen of Sheba) or (e.g. Clara Bow) | |
| Sheik - A man with sex appeal (from the Valentino movies) | |
| Shiv - a knife | |
| Sinker - a doughnut | |
| Speakeasy - An illicit bar selling bootleg liquor | |
| Spifflicated - Drunk. The same as canned, corked, tanked, primed, scrooched, jazzed, zozzled, plastered, owled, embalmed, lit, potted, ossified or fried to the hat | |
| Spiffy - An elegant appearance | |
| Spoon - to neck, or at least talk of love | |
| Struggle Buggy - the backseat of a car. A parent's worst nightmare | |
| Stuck On - Having a crush on | |
| Swanky - Ritzy | |
| Swell - Wonderful, Also a rich man | |
| Take for a Ride - To drive off with someone in order to bump them off | |
| Tin Pan Alley - the music industry in New York, located between 48th and 52nd street | |
| Tomato - a dumb woman | |
| Torpedo - A hired gun | |
| Umbrella- young man any girl can borrow for the evening. | |
| Upchuck - To vomit when one has drunk too much | |
| Wet Blanket - a solemn person, a killjoy | |
| What's eating you? - What's wrong | |
| Whoopee - To have a good time | |
| You slay me - that's funny |
